Victory

There is no such thing as victory against the coronavirus, there is only not losing more. If nobody takes a stand, everybody takes a fall.

Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, or rights isn't victory, it's an end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire, an end to the loss of everything.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.

Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok

by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024

Victori

Victori is a beautiful person who loves her friends and family and is a very independent strong person. This person is caring and would help anyone in need. Victori is very patient and takes their time on things and will understand problems for you point of view. Being victori is everyone dream

Friend: did you see Victori today
Me:yesss I wanna be them so badddd

by HYIPPYbih April 24, 2023

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019

victory clan

Victory clan one of the greatest clans in clash of clans and has a famous quote "we aim for victory and victory aims for us "

Person 1: Do you know Victory clan ?
Person 2: Who doesn't?! It's on of the greatest clans.

Person 3: Yea you are right .

by tarekswd February 28, 2023