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unicorn zone

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
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Unicorn Whisperer

An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.
For example, one with exceptional taste and wide knowledge might be considered a unicorn whisperer.
by Munxx March 25, 2009
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Unicorn Talk

Flirtations, sexual, or intimate advances that will not come to fruition. Typically on the internet via instant messaging two parties are talking and one makes comments about things that will never happen or have a very low chances of occuring. These low chances of fruition are typically barred by distance, attraction, or status.
Guy in Moscow: You are hot!
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..
by hadrianm August 26, 2009
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unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting
I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson
by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013
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Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.
by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021
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Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .
by datphatchick September 5, 2017
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unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.
Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.
by Rybuscle December 26, 2014
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