pinky twinkie

a bite sized penis,, or pinky-sized to be exact.

"He tried to fuck me but I couldn't feel anything because he has a pinky twinkie."

by Siairuh June 13, 2023

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

Twinkies

A general term for Asian Republicans who tend to downplay the white supremacist ideology and have a perspective that they are not minorities, seeing themselves as better than the Latino and Black communities.

Twinkies: "Asians are not minorities, we are our own thing/we are considered white."

by Chad Henry February 16, 2022

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie twink

Twinkie twink is a word to describe a twink who is a twink
But it’s also a word

Twinkie twink cum in my endussy

by NOTTERUTERUONTIKTOK June 4, 2022

twinkie

a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW

stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off

by indigonanza November 17, 2018