"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018
Get the Turkey Timemug. Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
Get the Turkey Meltmug. A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010
Get the Jerky Turkeymug. "Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008
Get the bosom turkeymug. A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005
Get the stuff the turkeymug. You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
by Deezjewells November 1, 2020
Get the turkey fingeredmug. Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.
Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
by Mason De Luca December 5, 2018
Get the Stuffing the Turkeymug.