Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo October 11, 2015

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020

the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

developing country

Countries with economies that are not as advanced as developed countries

Sierra Leone is not a developed country it’s a developing country

by caniputmyballsinyomamsjaws February 1, 2022

Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.

We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)

by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021

Country breakfast

1 egg

This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez

I would like scrambled country breakfast

by MSRgaming June 9, 2021