Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018

floor sponge

To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.

Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage

by ADB123 April 29, 2022

Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.

Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.

by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

Fully Sponged

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.

"Brooke, I can barely watch the new season of the Bachelor without getting fully Sponged up!"

by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023