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phantom grind

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.
by Le Roi November 16, 2016
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The Phantom Lives!

Tyler: Hey bill
Bill: What's up Tyler?
Tyler: The Phantom Lives!
Bill: Woooo!
by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018
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Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
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phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
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Phantom cock

Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals
I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock
by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022
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Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.
I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.
by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010
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Danny Phantom

When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.
*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*

OMG where is my poo?

"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"
by Fritzyboi July 17, 2022
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