dead elephant

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010

elephant tail

When you dont wipe your ass after shitting and they ball up at the end of your ass hairs

Mark Boozer didnt shower for days after he took a shit and deveolped elephant tails

by anthony1 April 26, 2014

The Elephant man

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.

Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!

by Conan Owens February 12, 2009

Sea Elephant

A member of a sea-going service who eats steamed clams from a pot and throws the shells on the floor. Usually associated with copious beer drinking. Typically found in the Pacific Northwest region of the US, the first known sighting was in 1983.

Sea Elephants Love Steamer Clams, and pat their belly with a flipper-like hand movement when they tell you so.

by Mark6.2 December 31, 2010

Cambodian Elephant

When a male(usually black)Is having agressive anal sex with his woman and at the climax he pulls back her hair and takes his member out and ejaculates on her face.When you pull her hair back she looks like an elephant when she screams.

Dude 1:I gave my girl a cambodian elephant last night.I pulled out like 10 of her hairs,but i made a bullseye into her mouth when she screamed like an elephant.
Dude 2:Lolaroni,dude.

by My Psuedonym :D December 6, 2009

backwards elephant

a sex position invented by Danielle Van Horn it involves butt bumping

hey man have you tryed the backwards elephant?

no is it good?

by brettroberts13 June 5, 2009

Satanic Elephant

A Satanic Elephant is a random expresseion of any feeling (or it could just mean an Elephant that is a Satanist) The word orginated in a Science class when the creator of this amzing phraze (comming back in after being sent out) shouted it randomly.

'oh your such a Satanic Elephant'
'Satanic Eleplants rule'

by BeckyBat March 14, 2005