Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.

I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!

by 808GUAC March 20, 2022

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

crispy

when you’re grump level is 5,000.

wow, jay is really crispy today.

by primeshields July 23, 2022

Crispy

(adj.) on point, looking good

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

Fried chicken crispy wings

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017