A satiric description (based off the movie Con Air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.
"Dude, I caught the Con Bus home after the gym the other day. Half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up." said Jimmy Ray. "I was scared for my life but you can't show weakness on the Con Bus or you could get rolled"
by archyis March 21, 2009
Get the Con Busmug. by Dr. Graves February 4, 2015
Get the hop a busmug. by MEB's bffffff June 16, 2010
Get the Bus blowermug. A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure
by The Py-Bus Investiagator July 29, 2008
Get the Py-busmug. Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
Dude 1: Why were you so late man?
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012
Get the Bus Parkourmug. by organsplitter June 19, 2011
Get the bus-a-looeymug. Yancy: Did you see Brent with that girl the other day?
Kevin: Na. Sure didn't.
Yancy: Well...that dude on da bus!
Carl hit his first homerun, he on da bus now.
Kevin: Na. Sure didn't.
Yancy: Well...that dude on da bus!
Carl hit his first homerun, he on da bus now.
by claybourn January 11, 2008
Get the ON DA BUSmug.