Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

Bathroom jerker

Is a person that loves to jerk off in a school or public bathroom

I saw a bathroom jerker in the bathroom.

I hate bathroom jerkers.

I love being a bathroom jerker.

by Bathroom jerker March 15, 2024

Bathroom Jerker

1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)

1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.

by Neo T. April 19, 2024

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018

The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007

Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018