May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019

July 8th

Flash your gay best friend day or share your man’s D pic with your GBF.

It’s July 8th….SURPRISE, it’s my Dick

by National USA Calendar Day July 7, 2024

October 8th

You're birthday is the most important birthday of all.

"oh wow, my life doesn't matter because I'm not born on October 8th"

by CookingChef March 20, 2023

August 8th

Official Fnaf Day. Because that’s when Fnaf 1 came out.

Me : “Hey bro! It’s August 8th!!”
Friend : “What’s special about August 8th?”
Me : “It’s Fnaf day!”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u July 11, 2023

December 8th

the coolest and sexiest people are born on December 8th. also they are most likely lesbians

she was born on december 8th she’s so cool.

dude she’s a lesbian

by deeznutsinym69420 August 2, 2021

August 8th

National little miss sassy pants day

Its august 8th chat

by blyxvy August 8, 2023