A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
by sabue November 10, 2009
Get the jager madnessmug. The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.
by carchick May 28, 2013
Get the mad-hugsmug. by studyhard69 May 14, 2016
Get the mad barsmug. (slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!
by MyNameJeff3451 September 23, 2020
Get the Mad Pissmug. (adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).
(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009
Get the mad danglemug. by thebser June 7, 2011
Get the the mad typistmug. by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
Get the mad puppymug.