Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.

I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.

by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Bathroom Boogie

When your trying to do Beyonces "surfboart" in the bathtub and your girl accidentally slams her foot in you mouth.

Yo, dude we tried to get freaky and do the surfboard, but instead we did the bathroom boogie.

by Nofear6372 May 10, 2014

Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.

Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.

by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018

Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.

“What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”

by spicy mayo February 27, 2020

Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.

by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011