Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

feeder road

A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.

"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."

by Cheledemingo December 6, 2016

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014