snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.

Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.

by karma942 February 12, 2019

Snail

Blow in a chicks box then she sits on your face and slides down

I love getting the snail

by MitchDa January 28, 2023

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022

Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)

Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!

by Xello101 February 21, 2015