September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them

Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th

by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019

September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.

September 9th grab it

by Ahhhsexccass August 16, 2019

September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.

Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️

by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019

22 September

the national kiss your boyfriend day

22 september

by skaterhead September 20, 2021

September 30

The day you hug/confess your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend

“Ew why did you hug me”
“Its September 30”
“Ohh”

by ✨quackers✨ September 30, 2021

September 30

National fellatio day.

“Hey bro did you hear about that September 30?”
“Nah my nigga what’s up?”
“That becky bitch be giving out some free fellatio for national fellatio day!”

by fakeburger September 29, 2020

September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'

by nibbalations101 September 01, 2020