sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak July 27, 2006

sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014

Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

by John Sam June 21, 2015

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 12, 2019

Sperm Bank

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

by Nitrohead21 January 19, 2018

Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me x3

by Daddy Asher June 05, 2021

Sperm Frube

When you cum in a condom then its left on the bedside table, in the morning the girl is hungry and she see's the condom full of spunk so then decides to drink it like a frube!

think of a frube! .......Sperm Frube

by Frubes49 June 13, 2011