Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words June 4, 2018

Snail Trail

When a man or women is performing oral sex with a female and while going down he or she coughs up a loogie in side of the female. The loogie then proceeds to slide down the vagina and leaves a trial of mucus. This trail looks similar to a snail's trail. After this occurs the person who performed the snail trail stick their penis or there fingers in the vagina for extra lube.

Jose was going down on my and he gave me the best snail trail!

My friend said that she got snail trialed once and she almost threw up.

I kinda want to get snail trailed but I am too afraid to ask.

by C-Dogg Willis June 6, 2018

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

snail teeth

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

by that duuuude May 2, 2017

nasty snail

When a woman is aroused and she leaks trought her pants leaving a trace on the ground.

My grillfriend is so wet. She leaves a nasty snail on the ground.

by Miauwsterxiofang September 16, 2017