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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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Shag

A shag is basically a haircut that looks like a rattail mullet but not really, it is widely by Hispanic gangbangers in Chicago widely from the Latin Kings to Maniac Latin Disciples

The cut is simple and easy to do if the person has long enough hair where its basically buzzing off the hair all around except for the back end where it is left there long. Though I won't highly recommend it because you will look terrible and possibly shot. (In the wrong Chicago neighborhoods)
Juan: Damn what the hell is the cut Jose is rocking?
Hector: That shit? oh its called a shag and I think it mean he claims something.
by somejackass August 15, 2019
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would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them
Would you shag me

Sure
by Not cup man May 4, 2021
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A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.
"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."
by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005
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Sex.

Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!

2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
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Shag and snag

To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises
I did the old “shag and snag” with her last night and ended up with a new keychain and a tee shirt
by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018
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Shag

"wanna shag?" liam said
"Sure!" Lilly said kissing him passionately
by Rockin._.Robin January 14, 2023
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