by daddy_thanos_xoxo June 17, 2019
Get the 69 shag shagmug. The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.
Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..
by Thick’s#1Fan June 17, 2024
Get the Huras Shagmug. When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
Get the shagging rightsmug. The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.
'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
by Sidders02 March 8, 2021
Get the shag-knotmug. Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
Get the Crystal shaggingmug. Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.
Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.
by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025
Get the shagging yourself sillymug. by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019
Get the shagging with 9/11mug.