Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

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sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

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Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021

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Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 26, 2022

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