Phantom cock

Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals

I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock

by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.

Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.

by confused23 February 22, 2010

phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick

His is a phantom hittler

by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016

Phantom Food

Food that no matter how much you eat of it you never seem to get full

I ate 2 full servings of sushi for lunch but i was still hungry, it must be my Phantom Food.

by Kenundrum35 February 11, 2021

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.

This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.

by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018