Page

A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes

Oh my motha fukin gawd page is fat

by Some niglet pipin r mother January 9, 2022

Page 39

When someone likes the smell of a new textbook a bit too much and keeps smelling it, it is a good indicator that there is cocaine hidden in the book, usually around page 39.

Classmate 1: Have you noticed how Classmate 3 keeps smelling his textbook?
Classmate 2: Yeah, he's probably spending the rest of his day on page 39.

by UrbanShmurban October 12, 2020

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018

Toby's Fitness Page

The Greatest Tik Tok Account In All Of Human Kind. tiktok.com/@tobys_fitness_page

Have you followed Toby's Fitness Page?

by DangBoiYT January 5, 2022

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

The Ellen Page Challenge

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.

"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."

by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018

Page

He created 'xie hua piao piao' and he is the CEO of plastic emissions. Turtles and VSCO girls hate him but he doesnt give a fuck because he is 'too busy grinding on valorant'. Is extraordinarily racist and doesnt not associate with ni****s.

Customer - Ayo man can i get a plastic bag to hide my wifes aborted foetus from the Chinese Government?
Page - Fuck Youuuu. Get outta my shop ur absorbing all the light with ur blackness

by Obama been Saden May 5, 2021