ollie Thomas

He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.

Omg your cars on fire what a Ollie Thomas

by Mollie Thomas February 23, 2020

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Ollie h

A young girl who stinks like absolute shit and has no friends because every time she talks, her breath makes people Pass out. Lastly Ollie h is a big footed little bitch. This big bitch is always cussing someone out.

Ew look at ollie h over there kicking her him over again 🙄

by L 2 savvy September 07, 2020

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Ollie dann

A weird stalker who simps over one girl constantly following and waiting outside her house after she shows no interest in dating him

Also his cock is never full

Ollie dann sent that girl he simps over a picture of his cock saying it wasn't full and she blocked him

by Jakefarthing September 13, 2020

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