couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 06, 2017

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.

Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.

by Accedendum May 10, 2018

Cooper Couch

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”

by Newtonsgatorboy December 12, 2020

Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships

Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?

by ChestyLaRue13 October 01, 2022

couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.

I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.

by Xantipe September 01, 2020

couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.

Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.

by Chris Langner March 05, 2009