Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.
Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021

Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.
Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*
by Zafra Fyn July 30, 2006

A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.
by gotthatdrip June 21, 2021

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.
A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"
Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."
James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"
Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."
James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"
Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011
