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negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.
Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!
by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023
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Negative Helpful

The misinterpretation of someone's genuine efforts to problem-solve, provide solutions, or meet goals as being negative or pessimistic. Often encountered in workplaces or group projects where constructive feedback is misconstrued as criticism.
Every time I suggest a way to improve our process, they label me as "negative". I'm just trying to make things work better!
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.
by ca127316 October 17, 2023
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Negative Nelly

Someone that is always negative and pisses everyone off
He was such a negative nelly i shot him three times and now I’m in prison
by The sardenirydebitter December 22, 2022
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Negative Nancy

Richard Mckendre Davis lll
by Hottest_girl39 March 29, 2024
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Higher in negative emotion

You ever notice you blame literally everything womem have going on on higher negative emotion? That OR men. Why are women choosier? High in negative emotion. Why women psychological contagion? High in negative emotion. Why women crime? Evil fat cock man make women crime. Why sloot? Fat cock manipulate women into loving fat cock.
Hym "You ever notice Jordan Peterson always credits either men or 'higher in negative emotion' as the reason behind women's behavior? I just noticed that. Oh, and earlier puberty. Hey JeepJorp. Why women like fat cock?"

Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2023
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Neg

Used heavily in Essex County MA highschools, particularly Andover High. To “neg” means to leave one on read. To purposefuly ignore
That bitch negged me, im fucked
“Yea ima neg her so she knows i don’t need her”
by james12112 January 8, 2019
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Negative Zero

Type in -0×0 into a calculator. It equals 0, so that means that 0 is a positive, so therefore a negative zero must be a number and its the only negative number that when multiplied by a positive always equals a positive.
Negative zero multiplied by zero equals zero.
by My pee is inside you. January 7, 2022
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