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Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
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SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.
Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp
by NotInvolved February 16, 2020
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Simp

A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy
Connor is such a simp
by Fishpog April 2, 2020
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Simp

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
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Simp

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
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simp

when someone obsesses over another person
by Gecko man September 27, 2020
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Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars
Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping
by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
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