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Marija

One of the biggest bitches out there. She usually doesn't mind her own business, always ready to offend you or pull a stupid joke on you(here jokes can't be considered as jokes because they're not funny at all). Her problem is based on the fact that the doesn't have her own life and always has to ruin everyone else's happiness .Usually skinny, average height with a bitch face saying she's mighty and everyone else is a peasant. She looks athletic but in reality she's not(she can't even run without looking stupid) and everyone kind of fears to tell her the truth about her. Her friendships with other people usually don't last that long because she usually ends up stealing that person's boyfriend or gossiping about the other person, telling out all the things someone told her thinking she want tell any one.
A: What's wrong?You look upset.
B:Marija told everyone about me accidentally tearing my T-shirt at P.E.
A:Really?What a bitch!
B:I know she even said that I purposely did that, because I like to be seen naked. Like I'm a whore or something.
A:What are you going to do?
B:I don't know because everyone is always one her side. At the end I will end up being a villain.
by 1@1@1@1@1@1@1@1@1@1@1@1 December 20, 2017
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medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
by psiscott May 10, 2006
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Marije

She is Not nice.. everybody hate het,
#hate #marije
by Hondsmoeilijk February 25, 2017
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MarijuanaSS

Or MSS

Marijuana Secret Society,
An organization that needs to be there.
"The MarijuanaSS meets tomorrow"
by FinShaggy July 23, 2012
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Marijuanaholic

1. A person whom is addicted to Marijuana
2. A person whom relies on Marijuana to function properly
1. Look at all those Marijuanaholic's smoking in the crowd
2. That friend of mine cant do anything unless he's high....he's such a marijuanaholic
by scooter002 April 19, 2013
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Marija

Amazing programmer. She codes better than she speaks. Sexy ass and blows the minds of many men. She makes everyone's day better.

If (name=Marija) {
console.log('jackpot')
}

else {

console.log('better luck next time')

}
I'm so depressed, I need a Marija.

M - MATLAB
A - ABAP
R - Ruby
I - Icon
J - JavaScript
A - Assembly
by savetheplanetearth January 9, 2022
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marijuana junkie

a person that is addicted to smoking marijuana
"i'm a marijuana junkie because im addicted to pot"
by dougie19 September 15, 2009
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