Matthew Hine

Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.

“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”

Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.

by M Al Hashmi February 24, 2019

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Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck

Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild

by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020

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Matthew Bednarski

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.

That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

by NotAllWeebsLikeTentacles June 15, 2019

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Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

by Narobic February 8, 2019

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matthew wilkins

Noodle eater

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.

by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013

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Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

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