1. A type of temporary marriage which is often used for legal sex
2. The only halal thing that Shias get high off of
2. The only halal thing that Shias get high off of
bro 1: Damn bro, I just had mutah with the sexiest ass chick last night.
bro 2: sick nigga, hook me up, i need some mutah too yo
brother in islam: hey girl wanna hook up for mutah? qabiltu qabiltu
sister in islam: shut the farooq up perv *slaps with roti*
bro 2: sick nigga, hook me up, i need some mutah too yo
brother in islam: hey girl wanna hook up for mutah? qabiltu qabiltu
sister in islam: shut the farooq up perv *slaps with roti*
by MutahMan October 4, 2010
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