The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Used when someone is acting so unbelievably wild or bonkers that the phrase "off the juice" simply isn't enough.
by sosuh February 21, 2021
When bikelife worms from the hood put an exhaust system, graphics kit, spoke skins and grips on there dirt bikes and never do a top end rebuild or any high maintenance to there bike.
"Yo homie, u heard that D'Quan just put the extra kit on his new yzf450??"
"Yeaa, i saw him hot boyin it down route 8."
"Yeaa, i saw him hot boyin it down route 8."
by Efilekib July 22, 2016
by Bigsexy5 October 17, 2018
Black Nigerian kid by the name of Kenny owolabi used to sell chocolate bars in st cuthberts, in his loud Nigerian accent he wud shout “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”
by Crazy offender April 30, 2020
A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd
by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 03, 2024