Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.

That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.

by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016

Karl

A very epic person that's me
gets all the women he wants
Aka CHAD

You're a Karl korl
k0rl

by superchadboi69 September 10, 2021

karl

man who is well known and is one of the biggest monkeys in monkey cult

"Did you see that Karl unbanned n word i heard that Herobrine hacked his account and that's how it was unbanned"

by bruhskiithe1st July 22, 2021

Karl

Karl is the god of flirting shit. He makes everyone got hooked for him. He is the god of beauty and brains. Karl used to be an icon of falling in love. A Karl is so good in making girls fall for him but is unlucky in falling inlove. He is a fucking ghoster and fucking ghosted 3000 times. That’s why he is called the god of beauty and brains because he knows his worth and beauty. The word should only be used to immortal men who can survive a day of having sex for 700 times.

Gosh he is so good in making others fall for her, he is a Karl for sure.

by Shameless Man August 20, 2019

a karl

word said for femboys

you're such a karl

by KARLMAOOOOOOOOO November 4, 2021

Karl

The pinnacle of sexy time. Every Karl is basically better than you and will have coitus with your mum.

Damn that Karl. My mum can’t walk proper now

by Ordisious June 18, 2021

Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.

Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.

by THE_AE April 17, 2022