January 16

It’s give your girlfriend a kiss national day.

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend

by Kingslayer4555 January 14, 2021

1 January

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

january 4

january 4 is a day to skip school

hey tomorrow is january 4 so you know what that means!” “ oh ya!”

by @queenbee January 02, 2020

11 January

International dropping day. A day to drop all the toxic, annoying, and useless mfs

Yall I can’t wait for 11 January 🙈

by Playboytraviii January 10, 2021

January 27

January 27

January 27

by Griffo mo January 26, 2021

January 24th

The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day

Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow

by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019

January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019