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Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.
by Super Zinba October 1, 2020
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Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."
Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.
by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022
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Jan & Jul

A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉
Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!

Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
by Jan&Jul November 24, 2021
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jan

a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script
ugh there is jan
by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022
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Jan

Is a boy that is a nerd. He is very smart and annoying. He will always steal your skills when you are gaming.
You can use it a an insult

"What an Jan! "
by Hdhajjdhdyus November 22, 2021
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jan patrick

The realest of real. Man who defeated saliba in a 1 v 1 in Overwatch.
by Dxterus November 23, 2021
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Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
by kakakolumna July 15, 2021
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