Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
Get the Internet errands mug."Internet Trash" is a derogatory slang term referring to internet users with apparent moral failings. The term suggests that the user has difficulty functioning on family friendly or professional websites, often associated with the Internet Fuckwad Theory. Those described as Internet Trash are often seen as untrustworthy because they may be criminals, drama llamas, bigots or lacking respect for authority.
Person 1: Did you see that thread in the general discussion section? Who finds shitposting that fun?
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
by Crotchety Olde Man October 9, 2015
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Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.
Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
by Švelton November 6, 2015
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Internet Laywer: “Pennsylvania VS. Mimms only applies for PA.” Intellectual: “No it’s a Supreme Court case.” Internet Lawyer: “Well you should have said that the first time.”
by ImperialMVP20 November 1, 2018
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by Crotchety Old Grouch May 29, 2020
Get the internet wife mug.Guy: I'm listening to the Internet Bad Boys.
Girl: Oh! You mean Internet Bad Boy by I-Octane and Ninja Kid?
Guy: No, you dumb broad. The frickin' Internet Bad Boys.
Girl: Oh! You mean Internet Bad Boy by I-Octane and Ninja Kid?
Guy: No, you dumb broad. The frickin' Internet Bad Boys.
by mistaspill July 21, 2022
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Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010
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