I'm dying

Dumb expression stupid bitches say to make their lives feel more dramatic

Cassandra I'm dying...i had to get a flu shot today :(

by Dante379 December 21, 2010

I'm game

I'm up for it.

"Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight and meet some fine ass bitches?"

"I'm game"

by Booty April 29, 2004

i'm the map

a sexual innuendo referencing Dora the Explorer.
The map strangely looks like a penis.

Ethan: Guess what?
Mellisa: What?
Ethan: I'm the map!

by thisonekid8687 January 23, 2010

I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

by Lollica May 12, 2010

I'm awesome

It's what's said over and over by only the most uber awesomest of people.

I'm Ashton Kutcher and I'm awesome!!!!

by sinneD February 8, 2004

I'm Dead

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD

by WakkaRexo July 27, 2017

I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008