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Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"
by anonymous January 17, 2026
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grandoffspring

Child's child.
Grandoffspring.
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Gango

Made popular by Tyler Corbo. Gango is a term that means friend or brother. Used especially by the guys of Timberline 2023-2024. It is said that it can be heard echoing the hall of 2nd floor Red Cloud.
"Heyyyyy Gangoooo" - Tyler Corbo
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Granionen

Granionen refers to the sun's light on cold days when its brightness is undeniable, but its warmth feels distant or absent. It embodies the paradox of beauty and coldness coexisting, often seen during winter months when the sun shines brightly but does little to alleviate the chill in the air. The term can also be used metaphorically to describe moments of hope or warmth that are present but don’t fully comfort or support, much like the sun on a freezing day.
"The granionen of the morning sky bathed the snowy field in light, but the biting wind reminded everyone that warmth was still far off."
by Lakeside 1.O November 22, 2024
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grangel

when your guardian turns grangel he or she becomes obsessive, demonic, sick, evil, twisted, incarnally sadistic, and unhelpful to the point of death.
my grangel grandmother when pulchra danced to a spider hid every good fuck from me by weaving it away. that evil bitch still lurks inside my house. FML!
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Granola girl

The girls that call themselves a « granola girl » aren’t granola girls. A granola girl is a girl who loves hiking, canoeing, camping, etc…
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.
omg she is such a granola girl!
by girly12379763 December 5, 2024
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grangle style

The act of gragling a style till you cant no more
Person one - "hey greg whats going on"
Greg - "CANT TALK RIGHT NOW IM GRANGLE STYLE"
Person one - "OH SHIT HES GRANGLE STYLING"
by Grangle December 22, 2024
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