glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Glass Sock

Where a man leaves his "juices" in sock overnight and in the morning the juice is all crusty and 'glass like'
hence glass sock

Henry left his glass sock on the floor, only for his dog to start licking it in the morning.

by Cergoth November 19, 2020

Glass blower

When eating ass you cough into the other person's anus and blow out their eyeballs.

Morgan's wife was eating his ass and decided to do a glass blower on him and coughed into his anus thus blowing out his eyeballs.

by Milquey Toast November 3, 2020

SOTA glass

state of the art glass. american made scientific glass which is the fuckin shit. at least i think so but i'm bloowwwnnn

This SOTA glass bong rips so fucking hard my eyes are bleeding tears of joy!

by fadeddd July 5, 2012

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

A Glass Seegul

to potentially frame another person while continuously set up a network of people

Person: "You know detective this guy could be a glass seegul With all these questions there must be something that is connecting this network of crime."
Detective: "I think your right"

by Coastalmike May 24, 2018

High Glass

A responsible use or user of Google Glass.

Always High Glass, Adrian removed his Google Glass before using the public restroom.

by pdk August 25, 2013