Little Girlfriend

What a side chick says to her man when she suspects he has sex with a lot of females in his respective town, city or municipality. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid.

Boyfriend: You know it's only you...
Side Chick: Say that to your little girlfriend around here.

by Luther Blisette June 28, 2016

Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.

Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.

by taken:) January 25, 2011

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013

lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.

Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.

by frigiddd September 30, 2016

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016