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bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)
bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew
by slug_loaf November 29, 2006
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Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.
"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"
by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008
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Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.
Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.
by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016
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Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
by Nerezza January 21, 2009
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Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
by Cervexor April 10, 2010
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gatica

you are a gatica
by bangin t March 4, 2004
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gadish

The behavior of a person who suffers from Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD).
A response to a person who insists on wearing eye protection when using a blender, "Your just being gadish".
by tcumming123 March 6, 2008
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