smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!

by Garbal42 May 13, 2021

fountain and glass

Noun; When referring to when you have only drank out of a specific bottle either by fountain drinking(Drinking by pouring the drink into your mouth without touching your lips to the bottle) or by using a glass.

Here, I've only dranken out of this, fountain and glass.

by DicBot42162378 May 21, 2008

Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga

“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”

by WIIBEE January 2, 2020

Glass blower

When eating ass you cough into the other person's anus and blow out their eyeballs.

Morgan's wife was eating his ass and decided to do a glass blower on him and coughed into his anus thus blowing out his eyeballs.

by Milquey Toast November 3, 2020

Glass Sock

Where a man leaves his "juices" in sock overnight and in the morning the juice is all crusty and 'glass like'
hence glass sock

Henry left his glass sock on the floor, only for his dog to start licking it in the morning.

by Cergoth November 19, 2020

tipsy glass

Slang term for meth, often used in the Daytona Beach area.

Yo! You got that Tipsy Glass?

by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018

glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017