Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
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Express

Express is a new and upcoming 5 member pop girl group set to debut March 1st, 2021.
“Wait, you’ve heard of Express too! I’m so excited for their debut.”
by Express Official January 22, 2021
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What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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