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by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
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What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
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