A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky
by Pure purple June 2, 2017
Get the Douche bagmug. A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
Get the Douche bag strapmug. zach is a douche bag
by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. 
A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
Get the douche bagmug.