dj crime

A. The best video dj in the world. B. One who breaks bitches in half with a single thrust. C. The hardest working dj on the west coast.

"i like to shake my ass for dj crime" " he split me like a pork roast" "you blew my mind with your beats"

by crime fan February 8, 2009

Hang the DJ

Verb. To display one's naked penis, esp. in a casual or defiant fashion.

Synonymous with hang wang.

Did you see Matt the other night? He was hanging the DJ like nobody's business!

Evan; now there's a guy that's not afraid to hang the DJ.

I can't believe Joey hung the DJ at my baby shower.

by skellie10 September 24, 2019

DJ Toby

The new kid at school. The one that all the girls are after and will fight over. a lot of girls will try to catch his bus in the afternoon and when they don't find him on the bus, they cry. Then, later on, they will get a text from another girl who is obsessed with him saying that he caught her bus instead. Every girl wants DJ Toby to mix their music.

1. omg DJ Toby is so hot. OH WAIT THATS THE SEAMEN!
2. oh god. i need to hide behind a tree.

by obsessionwithDJT's October 18, 2010

pants dj

It is the act of playing a women's clitoris like a turntable.

The other night he was being a pants dj and I exploded like a volcano

by Dj Ginger clitoris January 20, 2014

DJ Jere

Another word for something that nobody likes

Why are you such a DJ Jere

by serverisnoob April 18, 2020

DJ Funeral

A totally rad, mad lad who DJs church gatherings at the totally rad event of somebody's EPIC death. Typically a tall and white teenage male from the U.S.

Man, Xavier's such a DJ Funeral!

by Magical unicorn space dolphin October 29, 2018

DJ Ringtone

A detestable human being in control of the aux cord who changes the song once it plays just long enough to be a ringtone.

"Hey DJ Ringtone, stop changing the fucking song!!"

by Iane Moon May 9, 2016