Syd = best skz defender

This phrase is used by skinny, (not obese skz antis), beautiful and happy followers of @channiesbuddy on tt (moas dni). I, as a proud follower of syd can confirm 😳

"Syd = best skz defender *magically becomes skinny and beautiful*"

by cat.lovr6 October 30, 2023

defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex

a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!

by jjolson January 3, 2011

Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.

Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.

by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011

Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.

I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran and gives orders as if he served

That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus

by Cherrymax63 May 21, 2016

Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself

Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)

by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016

dependless

Not influenced or controlled in any way by other entities, events, or things. Disconnecting your entity from any binding created to this point in life.

Dependless is a way of life.

by Problem89 May 28, 2017