Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

david lee roth

the best lead signer to ever front van halen.

did you hear david lee roth killed sammy hagar with his martial arts moves.

by magneto April 26, 2004

David

Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.

So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single!

by David_Drooler September 26, 2010

David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

by TkTb November 19, 2006

david beckham

The "Anna Kournikova" of football.

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!

by scrEEmur January 7, 2004

David's Law

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009

davidian

1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.

1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"

by Andy Orem April 10, 2009