Dakota

A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”

Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”

Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023
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Dakota Stacey

She’s the prettiest person ever she’s funny and has a good personality she’s a crackhead but doesn’t like getting trouble did I already say pretty because she is I love her so much 😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕 and Colton should date her
Boy:who’s that she’s really pretty

Girl:that’s Dakota Stacey

🥵🥵🥵
by Ya mom bitch December 2, 2019
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North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.
by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024
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Dakota

Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.
Wow, I want a Dakota!! Mommy can you get me a Dakota please!
by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 22, 2021
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Dakota

An asshole midget white girl who keeps touching me. She wont ever stop bothering you. She also has a horrible love life and has more than 5 exes.
Bobby or sum shit: Yo did Dakota kick your leg again?

Herberb: Yes bro now im boutta be out of the season again because of her ass
by muslim cheems January 21, 2024
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Auntie dakota

An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.
Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?

Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole

Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 25, 2023
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Dakota

Dakota is a ugly bummy fake ass bitch thats talks too much and is pussy
Look at dakota and her spider legs
by Mike OOXLONG July 25, 2022
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