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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.
Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.
by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019
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Country breakfast

by MSRgaming June 9, 2021
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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
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Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.
Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.
by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
by DHalla November 29, 2010
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Cross country

Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
by Yupthatisme September 29, 2019
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