Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.

We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)

by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021

a country unicorn

Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...

Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long

Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...

Look at that girl. She a country unicorn

by A true country unicorn September 20, 2017

Country Brit

A British person from the British Country Side, such as Scotland, Ireland, South Africa. Country Brits are in most significant numbers from “The Great Outback” Australia. One of the most significant and most distinguished careers as the Country Brit of all time is the one and only “Crocodile Dundee”; another favorite Country Brit was the Great Late Steve Irwin. More contemporary Country Brits to recently have been cherished are Thor actor Chris Hemsworth, Country Brits in music prevailing are Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban. Country Brits are extremely popular in entertainment for their courageous spirit and good looks. But primarily because they are the Brits that challenged to venture out into the world into the unfamiliar countryside that Mother Queen claimed as the British Countryside at one point or another. Furthermore, most are very decent looking, such as the Irish looking most glamorous of them is Country Brit Nicole Kidman. So the next time you feel delighted and fascinated by a celebrity on TV that looks wonderful, beautiful, and courageous, and too good looking to be valid, such as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn’s Country Brit Star Margot Robbie... Think 🤔 okay, that’s a *COUNTRY BRIT. ⭐️🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ British Countryside “Country Brit.”

est. (2011, MQ.MC).

Thank goodness for that Country Brit, so brave and good looking.

by Mimi the mama July 8, 2021